I've thought of the perfect job. I could sit at home with a headset on and knit all day long! Yep, a phone-sex hotline. I could definitely do that. And to knit all day would be bliss! I wonder how someone sets that up..... and how long it would be before I could quit my day job.

What am I thinking? I can't tell my Daddy that I'm quitting my job to talk to lonely people and perverts all day long, no matter how much money I would make. Darn it.

Maybe just on the weekends....