OMG. It's true. I'm not the only one. Thank you, Harlot!

However, I pressed 4, hoping for guidance in my belief that I may actually get all my xmas knitting done, but...I don't have troops. I have cats. It's a spinster requirement, you see.

I was still encouraged, though, and ordered the yarn and pattern for my Grandmother's xmas wrap. Cross your fingers.